Learn How to Make Music Just Like Hijackalope Part 3!
Third in the tragically underrated Hijackalope/Mel Bay home-instructional series, "Learn to Rap like Hijackalope" has all ready outsold the previous two installments. "I think we've sold, like, 2 copies of it," said Phillip Geehawd, "Which is funny because it's free on the internet."
The clip features complete and detailed instructions on how to bust a phat and phizzy rhyme Hijackalope-style over the canopy of some mind-melding hypnotic synthesizer beats. Geehawd confirmed that he was in charge of the poppy gangsta-style music himself. "I spent a long time on that. I even watched maybe 30 seconds of Yo! MTV Raps when I was growing up."
Watch and learn, fools!
Learn How to Make Music Just Like Hijackalope Part 2!
Hijackalope recently signed a deal with Mel Bay to release a series of Do-It-Yourself (or DIY if you're REALLy punk rock) instructional videos on how to make music the Hijackalope way. This week we are presenting Part 2 in this venerable series, featuring Phillip Geehawd demostrationg how to become a master of mysterious instruments from the Far East.
"Mostly I get on there and I just master it," says Geehawd. "If that doesn't work, I masturbate instead. Then everyone wins."
There are currently no plans to release a video of Phillip masturbating, a spokeswoman for the band said.
Watch and learn, fools!
Learn How to Make Music Just Like Hijackalope!
Hijackalope recently signed a deal with Mel Bay to release a series of Do-It-Yourself (or DIY if you're REALLy punk rock) instructional videos on how to make music the Hijackalope way. "Phillip GeeHawd is embarrassed by this video," says a source close to Hijackalope, "But the band will do literally anything to make a few dollars."
A short sample clip from one of these videos is now available here on Hijackalope.com. It shows you how to rock out with style and grace and features a scorching kazoo solo as well as some banging keyboard riffs. "It's all in the hat," mused Phillip GeeHawd, who has of late become the sole writer/musician/producer for most of Hijackalope's recent records.
Watch and learn, fools!
Um. It's a Squirrel Dancing. Jihad!
In an effort to beat GQ Magazine to the punch, Hijackalope has released this new video of Wafah Dufour dancing naked on what appears to be a back stoop. Well, OK, it's not really Wafah Dufour, but it is a video of a squirrel and the squirrel is dancing! It's amazing!
"Mostly we're using this as a conversation starter when we smooze with record execs at their Christmas parties," admitted Phillip Geehawd. "I've got this new Christmas record I've been working on and I've only got 2 days left to get it on the shelves of every Sam Goody in America. So we figured, everybody loves a dancing squirrel. What the hell."
Wafah Dufour had this to say about dancing squirrels: "I personally love them. They are fuzzy and they dance around naked. Just like me."
Watch "Hungry for Wafah Dufour" video here!
Though sales of Hijackalope's octo-platinum album have fallen off in the last few months, the arrival of a brand new Hijackalope video is sure to please fans and noobs alike. "Ichiro," a collaborative video effort produced by a joint commitee with members from both America and Japan has been heralded as "a stunningly accurate portayal of a baseball hero.
"It's a mostly true portrait of the greatest Mariner ever," explains Phillip Geehawd, "Except for that penis part at the end. Ichiro has a huge dong. You can see it when he runs."
Osama So Huggable further comments on the imagery used in the ground-breaking film: "We wanted to get in there a lot about destruction and about hope. Ichiro represents a basket of garlic fries rising up from the ashes of Hiroshima like a poorly translated Phoenix wearing Hello Kitty slippers."
Ichiro could not be reached for comment.
Watch "Ichiro" video here!
New Video for "The Stump" starts dance craze, saves old growth forests
Disregarding pleas from across the globe to "Please, make it stop, please," Hijackalope doesn't stop it and instead creates an Earth-friendly enviro-vortex with their new video, "The Stump."
Filmed excusively on the Olympic Penisula by famed videographer Master Baster Herman Munster, "The Stump" quickly found a niche following amoung German eurotweakers. It also tests for epilepsy.
Hijackalope is releasing this video free of charge for the time being but plans to make it a pay-per-view event if enough dirty hippies continue to pony up their dope money to buy the film on bootleg DVD. Then Hijackalope will be forced to sell the video in third world countries in order to pay for filming of the next project, "Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho, Christmas Ham."
Watch "The Stump video here!
Hijackalope Records Greatest Song Ever. And Makes Greatest Video Ever Shortly After.
With the final tracks in the can (yes, the shitter), Hijackalope knew they had an instant winner with their fabulous song "Mr. T's Tapeworm." So amazing was the song that a video was instantly created using the highest tech gadgets available to man.
"Mr. T's Tapeworm" will be the final track on Hijackalope's upcoming super-release Boss Dick. Most of the tracks are already available as free mp3s in our Listen section, but look for more news soon about this album's actual, physical release.
Watch the new Mr. T's Tapeworm video here!
Awesome new video for "Hotel Ballad" causes fan tsunami!
The response Hijackalope received from you, our loving fans, upon the posting of the "Elmo" video here on the website prompted us to commission Olivar Oft Stoned to produce another video for us...over night! We woke up this morning and the visionary genius of "Hotel Ballad" was perfectly preserved in this little nugget of stop motion delight.
"This video was inspired by spice racks, the Spice Girls and other spicy things," Oft Stoned told a big pile of eager reporters outside his Gautanomo Bay condo. "I believe it is yet another break-through for one of the most overlooked and underestimated bands in America/Iraq."
Oft Stoned noted his return to the basics while producing "Hotel Ballad." "I had pretty much exhausted all the effects iMovie had to offer, so for this one I didn't use any effects at all!" Critics across the country and world raved over this decision. "Pure and total enlightenment," gushed PeePee Diddity, an arrrt critic for the New Bethleham Times.
View the exclusive Hijackalope Hotel Ballad video here!
Oft Stoned Directs Stunning New Hijackalope Video!
Hijackalope was hardly thrilled when a low-budget video for "Tee-ball" recently surfaced on the internet. "This is obviously the work of amateur Handycam terrorists," Osama So Huggable angerly announced.
So when it came time to produce a video for the hit single "Elmo" for the Childrens' Television Network, Hijackalope hired the oft-praised, oft-nearly executed Olivar Oft Stoned to produce the film.
"I've always wanted to work in Sepia," ejaculated Oft Stoned, "But only in America are such things possible! It's like living in a cinematographic/pornographic dreamland/farmland!"
The resulting video can only be described as trimuphant. Hijackalope would also like to add that the video is not suitable for young children or sensitive Iraqis.
View the exclusive Hijackalope Elmo video here!
Al Jazeera releases bizarre Hijackalope Video!
Al Jazeera Television, world-reknowed for its groundbreaking work in beheading videos, recently released a rare and uncut video for Hijackalope's smash hit "Tee-Ball." Featuring several masked men and a youngster of unknown origins, one can only speculate on the true identity of Hijackalope. "Of course it's us, you cracker assholes!" Phillip Geehawd responded when text-paged.
View the exclusive Hijackalope Tee-ball video here!